- A man can be changed only if he is in diapers.
- Most women are interested in books, especially checkbooks.
- Most men are do-it-yourself types and they don't need a woman to make a fool of them, when can do it better on their own.
- All women are beautiful. However, with some of them it takes at least ten shots of whiskey before you start seeing their beauty.
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