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A Blonde Flying to New York |
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A blonde was flying to New York. She was sitting in the first class section, though she had an economy ticket. The stewardess came and asked the blonde to go to her place. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; I'm flying first class only."
The stewardess did not want to argue with a customer, asked the co-pilot to speak to the blonde. He also asked her to move. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde; I'm beautiful; I'm going to New York; I'm flying first class only."
The co-pilot reported the blonde problem to the captain. The captain said, "My wife is a blonde, and I know how to deal with them."
He left the cockpit and went to the first class section. He approached the blonde and whispered something in her ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy class mumbling to herself, "Why didn't someone just say so?"
The flight attendant and the co-pilot couldn't believe their eyes. They asked the captian what he said to her that made her move. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."
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